At my office, we want simple things

Kinja'd!!! "The Jevans" (thejevans1)
10/10/2013 at 16:36 • Filed to: lolopnik

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Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > The Jevans
10/10/2013 at 16:37

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I wish my office had a vending machine... though we do have a full cafe setup, so I guess that is comparable...


Kinja'd!!! The Jevans > ddavidn
10/10/2013 at 16:38

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Just an expensive vending machine. Unnecessary, if you ask me.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > The Jevans
10/10/2013 at 16:39

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lol we have one of those vending machines... I mean boxes, that has a little box in it where you stuff the cash in. Basically they just trust you not abuse it. Also the company that stocks it bitches at us when the money is short, lol.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > The Jevans
10/10/2013 at 16:43

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lol, no mames guey. That is too funny. I put out a plastic pumpkin full of various candy and a salesman walks in in the most serious manner and says in his low emotionless voice "do you have Whopper's?" I said "no, sorry buddy, i think they are out :)", he gave me a flat blank stare and walked away. lol weirdo :]


Kinja'd!!! ATX211 > The Jevans
10/10/2013 at 16:47

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Found out today that my vending machine shoots out two $.35 packs of gum at a time. I am taking this bitch down from the inside $.35 at a time. Ought to be able to retire in, say...10,000 years.


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > The Jevans
10/10/2013 at 16:59

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But if you ask me right now while I'm hungry, I will think it's the best idea ever.


Kinja'd!!! 04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
10/10/2013 at 17:01

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My semi-professional hobby in grade school was hacking or breaking the vending machines and then selling the stuff for profit.

I felt like a grade school drug dealer.